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- I got so drunk in Vegas, some mugger pistol whipped me & i got away!
- 3 Strippers
- Almost walked into a gay club at the Mandalay Bay.
- Asleep, fully dressed, under the bathroom sink in my hotel room @ the New York, New York.
- Best Weekend in Vegas: Partied with NBA players, VIP all over the place, and tons of ladies.
- Birthday shot at Coyote Ugly knocked me out!
- Broke up with my boyfriend and partied with his friends.
- Cathouse = Thieves!!!
- Cheap Summer Times
- Cheated on my girlfriend with her best friend while she was sleeping.
- Cheated on my Husband in Vegas, his wife called his phone, I answered, my husband called my phone, he answered.
- Checked in drunk, met some girl, then got an upgrade to a suite.
- Completely embarrassed myself with this new guy I started dating.
- CRAZY CLUBBIN (this girl dropped one on the dance floor)
- Dropped some hot girls iPhone in the lake at the Bellagio.
- Drove a forklift on the roof of a Casino
- Drunk dialed my parents and said just about everything they shouldn't have ever heard.
- Drunk in Vegas, partied on a party bus, don't remember a thing...what happened?
- Elvis gets tossed
- Embarrassed myself at the Rehab pool party and got kicked out with my husband.
- Flew to Vegas for the day and didn't return for 3 days.
- Flew to Vegas to marry my boyfriend and he ended up leaving me for a girl he met at a club out there.
- Found a $500 casino chip on the floor at the Venetian, gambled it, and pressed it a few times!
- Found some guy passed out in the elevator at the Monte Carlo.
- Got drunk in las vegas, jacked in las vegas, and busted in las vegas.
- Got drunk in Vegas and I woke up with my pants at my ankles and crap all over me.
- Got drunk in Vegas and one of my friends had birthday sex with the birthday girls dad.
- Got drunk in Vegas and went swmming in lake in front of the Venetian.
- Got drunk in Vegas with a sexy little coworker without our significant others knowing about it.
- Got drunk in Vegas with three and a half hookers, a game of Anal Ring Toss, and probably some sort of disease.
- Got drunk in Vegas, went to a Strip Club, and the only thing I left with was a stripper.
- Got drunk with my Gay friend and Straight in Vegas and made them hook up.
- Got in VIP at all the clubs with my friend the "Japanese Celebrity."
- Got my family kicked out of a restaurant for being so drunk.
- Got so drunk I got stuck paying $200 for a cab ride up the Vegas strip
- Got wasted at a company seminar in Vegas and might be getting fired.
- Had a threesome in Vegas with my wife.
- Happy Endings
- Happy Endings In Las Vegas
- Hooked up with a bouncer in the bathroom at one of the clubs and got a table and bottle service.
- Hooked up with a maid in my hotel room.
- I blacked out after only 2 drinks at Tao.
- I blacked out in Vegas and woke up in Henderson.
- I got beat up at 4am for knocking on the wrong hotel room door!
- I got bit on my thigh on the dance floor by some guy with dreadlocks!
- I got busted on my Bachelor Party in Vegas by my church pastor.
- I got completely drunk in front of a partner from the firm I work at and flashed one.
- I got drunk in Vegas and I am pretty sure I slept with a leprechaun on St. Patty's day.
- I got drunk in Vegas and lost my entire life there.
- I got drunk in Vegas and over my ex-girlfriend.
- I got drunk in Vegas and realized fantasies have their price
- I got drunk with my friends family in Vegas and hit it off w/ his sister and aunt.
- I got drunk, thrown out of a club, almost arrested, and broke my nose.
- I got jacked by some random lady in my hotel room.
- I got married to my ex-girlfriend after a bad fight with my girlfriend.
- I got married to my girlfriend at a cheesy wedding chapel after being with her for only a year.
- I got so drunk in las Vegas that I slept through the entire weekend!
- I got so drunk, I lost my wallet, cell phone, room key and forgot my room number.
- I got wasted in Las Vegas and taken advantage of by two hookers.
- I got wasted on another Vegas trip and went for a happy ending because my girlfriend is a bitch.
- I lost my shoes, wallet, and cell phone and had to walk from Treasures to the Monte Carlo
- I met some girl at the club, got all my clothes and belongings jacked in a stair well, and had to walk back to my room with nothing on.
- I met some guy that was buying me drinks on a stolen credit card.
- I passed out at a Cirque du Soleil show and woke up refreshed at the end of the show.
- I saw a couple passed out on the bridge between NY,NY and MGM Grand in a puddle of their own vomit!
- I Saw Michael Jackson in Vegas this past weekend. I thought he was dead!!!
- I saw some drunk guy in Vegas piss in a cup while he was sitting at a slot machine.
- I saw some poor guy so drunk in Vegas that he was passed out naked in the hallway.
- I spent NYE in Vegas, got blacked out drunk, woke up with a sore ass, and lost all of my money.
- I walked into a bathroom and saw some dude passed out with his ass in the sink.
- I was drunk in Vegas and got a blow job because my girlfriend is a bitch.
- I was in Vegas for Halloween and woke up in someone else's costume
- I was really drunk and made bad life decisions.
- I woke up on the grass in the center island on Las Vegas Blvd.
- I woke up with a 50 year old married couple in their room!
- I woke up with a tattoo on my arm.
- I Won $10K on a Slot Machine and spent it all the same night.
- I won Five Grand and partied like a rockstar!
- Jumped in a cab on the Vegas strip, a cop pulled the taxi over, I freaked out and threw the white girl in my pants.
- Kicked out of LAVO because my friend threw up all over the floor
- Knocked unconscious with a broken bathing suit top!
- LAX, LUXOR, craps table, and woke up with $600 in my wallet.
- Met a group of girls at XS and partied with them all night in their Suite at the Encore.
- Met some 21 year old twins, got drunk with them at Tao, had a threesome with them in their parents room.
- Met up with my drunk manager, a married cougar.
- My buddy left the club with a guy that looked like a girl.
- My fat ass girlfriend is an attention whore/bitch so I did the most f'd up think ever while I was drunk.
- My friend dropped a Grand on one hand of Blackjack and lost!
- My friend got pretty wasted and was left for dead on the floor at a club.
- My friend thought he was the man in Vegas but ended up bringing something back with him that he is stuck with.
- My friend woke up with a midget in his room.
- My friends 21st b-day and I got a gift from his mom.
- My girlfriend got so drunk she called me the name of a guy she cheated on me with.
- My Girlfriend, Brother, and His Girlfriend on my bed while I was passed out.
- Over Tipped the Tax Driver
- Partied all day with a giant guitar filled with Patron.
- Partied in Vegas with a Stolen slot chair as checked baggage
- Partied with cougars and came back with them the following weekend.
- Passed out face first in a plate of Pasta Carbonara.
- Ran from one Buffet, Fell asleep at another...
- Saw some drunk dude at a Vegas club make it rain Pesos.
- Saw some drunk guy at a club in Vegas without pants.
- Saw some dude passed out in the bushes near Casino Royale.
- Shopping spree, amazing suite at the Bellagio, VIP at the clubs, and a private jet to Miami.
- Slept with my friends fiance at their bachelor/ette party.
- Some drunk girl I was with sat in throw up in the cab we got in!
- Spent $100 Dollars at the Del Taco on the Strip
- Strung some guy around all weekend making him think he could have me and my twin sis.
- The best drunk New years eve trip in Vegas
- The best/most random Vegas trip: our entire bachelor party woke up in different places.
- The friend who wore the Borat Swimsuit
- The guy next to at bj tabIe worked at the same firm
- The last thing I remember I was partying in LA, then next thing I knew I was drunk in Vegas.
- Thought it would be a good idea to buy a round for the bar.
- Thought it would be funny to stumble into a seminar and pretend like I was supposed to be there.
- Tyson, the Champ, outside Drai's
- Vegas with Co-workers, video taped and took pictures all weekend, lost my camera, and my employer received it.
- Vegas... Always a different adventure.
- Walked away from my chips at the craps table...
- Walked from Mandalay Bay to the Wynn
- Walked into a suite full of half clothed guys at the Venetian.
- Was drunk and walked around in a white shirt in the rain and didn't cover up, now the twins are plastered all over facebook.
- Was sitting in the Jacuzzi with some people I had just met and was humiliated.
- Wasted with my friends, one went streaking down the hallway, we passed out and he got detained by security.
- Watched a girl throwup all over our table at Jet.
- Watched girls dance in my friends throw up at Tao
- Watched my drunk friend get ripped off by some Vegas hooker.
- Watched my friend fall all over a fat chick at the club and get rejected.
- Watched my friend get drunk in vegas at the Craps table and piss himself.
- Watched my friend scavenge for food in the hallway of the MGM Grand.
- Watched my wasted friend embarrass himself at the MGM pool with a group of good looking ladies.
- Went broke after a night at a Gentleman's Club!
- Went to a party in a suite and hooked up with a couple on my honeymoon.
- Went to the bathroom outside my hotel room door, then my friend ran through it barefoot.
- Went to Vegas and got a free pair of shoes for my 23rd b-day
- Went to Vegas for the weekend and woke up in Los Angeles.
- Went to Vegas for Vacation and got paid $50 to be a wedding singer.
- Went to Vegas with all my co-workers and ended up hooking up with 3 of them.
- Went to Vegas with my Girlfriend, she got drunk and passed out, and I went out and hooked up with another girl.
- Wheelchair service thru the MGM grand after passing out at pool
- Woke up at a bus stop in front of the Wynn...
- Woke up in a room full of lesbians.
- Woke up in my car in the New York, New York parking structure
- Woke up in the hospital
- Woke up in the jacuzzi in one of the Sky Villas at the Palms.
- Woke up in the wrong room.
- Woke up with Cement on my shoes!
- Woke wearing leopard print pants and a leash.
- Won a bet with my friend for partying 48 hours straight in Vegas without sleep or a hotel room.
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