| I got drunk in Las Vegas. I got a little too drunk from drinking too many Patron shots... too many Jager Bombs... too many gin and tonics... and too many other things. I don't remember most of the night. As a matter of fact... I don't remember any of it nor who I was with the night before. I am pretty sure I was jumped that nightÂ
because I had bruises all over my body. I am pretty sure I lost all my money because my bank account was empty. I am pretty sure I lost whoever I went to Vegas with... because I went back to an empty room. And I am pretty sure I got laid because there was a used rubber on the floor. It had to have been a wild trip but nothing really tops waking up on the toilet at the Ny, NY with your pants at your ankles and shit all over you. I can understand that I must have passed out on the toilet while taking a shit... but I don't understand how the shit got all over me. Well, good thing the stall doors in their bathrooms are really low because I don't think other hotels would have let me sleep in their casino bathroom. I really woke up at like 8 am on a toilet. Didn't even need the room I paid for.
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